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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Clip Review: Rich Boy And His Personal Trainer’s Balls

Starring:Lance and Simon
Length: 7 mins
Price: $7.99


Plot:
Simon's rich daddy has hired hot personal trainer Lance to get his spoilt blond brat of a son in shape. But sunny isn't really interested in his trainer's expertise, he's more into busting his balls. Both of them are dressed in black boxers, with Simon wearing white socks and Lance sporting a white headband, both of them looking smokin' hot. (Why is it that hot guys look even hotter when they are wearing ridiculous 80s clothes?) After just one minute of Lance demonstrating push-ups and sit-ups, Simon is bored and places his sneaker-clad foot on Lance's bulging balls. From there, things go rapidly downhill for Lance:


Simon knees his balls countless times (well, actually we counted, and there are 41 knees in a row...) before making Lance take off his shirt and moving on to some light kicks. Most of the early kicks don't really connect, but Simon gets better and better, smashing his shin into poor Lance's gonads and making those balls bounce inside the boxers. After having finished his leg workout, Simon grabs a good handful of Lance's junk and pulls him towards the camera before continuing to kick Lance's nuts (harder this time) and grabbing them again. You see Lance's manhood bulging between Simon's fingers as he kneads them making Lance's perfect abs tighten in pain. Finally, Simon has his trainer lying on the on the ground, threatening to rip his balls off ("I think I'm gonna rip them off", he says casually). Instead of doing that, though, he leans back on the couch, with Lance lying on his back, his legs spread wide apart, and grinds his sneaker into Lance's nuts ("I'm really enjoying myself right now", he says. We are happy for you, too, Simon!), throwing in a few light taps with the sole of his foot before ending the session with a couple of stomps. And we agree completely with Simon when he finally says, "I can't wait for our next appointment!"

Acting:

If we could afford a personal trainer, Lance would be our guy! He looks extremely sexy in his 80s clothes, and his abs are a sight to behold! And blond emo twink Simon is cast perfectly as a spoilt, bored rich boy who uses his trainer as his plaything.

Best moment:Lance shows Simon his hamstrings, standing with his legs spread wide apart, and of course Simon's can't let an opportunity like that pass! He nails's Lance's balls with his instep, making him groan and grab his crotch, falling back onto the couch, sitting down with his legs apart, his left hand holding his battered balls. The look of pain on his face is priceless. (starts at 1:50 min)

Things to watch out for:

1.) Bouncing balls. Simon sureley knows how to get Lance's balls rolling. His package hangs loosely in his boxers, and Simon's knee makes them bounce up and down. "I'm tired", Simon says after more than 40 solid knees in Lance's junk. We could watch him to that forever and ever...
2.) Wood. Lance sure looks like he is enjoying Simon's attention in this clip. His skimpy boxers are tenting suspiciously at times, and it's always a nice thing to see someone enjoy his job so much...
Bottom line:
Watching this workout session is way more fun than going to the gym!

Rating:
4.5/5 nuts


Get the clip now from Lance’s Man Up clip store.

This clip is also available in two parts:
Part 1
Part 2

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