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Friday, March 2, 2012

Clip Review: Ballbusting Mafia Tales (Part 3)

Starring: Brent and Nito
Length: 13 mins
Price: $11.99



Plot:
After ruthlessly savaging ex-boxing champ Derek (Part 2), our favorite thug Vinny suddenly finds out what it feels like to have the shoe on the other foot - or rather, balls… his balls… once the mob enforcer (played by Brent) discovers that he's stolen $50K from the family business.  When pressed about the whereabouts of the hidden stash, he tries to give Brent the run around until he finally admits that the money's spent and gone.  Vinny pleads with Brent, promising him he can get the money, but Brent isn't interested in IOU's.  He's going to get his payment one way or the other - and that's Vinny's family jewels - $25K per nut. After having a little fun roughing Vinny up, Brent finally pops the big question… "Would you rather have no balls, or be dead?"  Vinny doesn't want to live without his nuts and begs to be given 24 hours to get the cash together.  Brent is hardly sympathetic, and after having a bit more fun with him, he steps out to make a quick call.  When he returns, he informs Vinny that the boss is on his way to come bust his balls…


Acting:
Nito's performance as Vinny shows his range, from playful and energetic (Frat hazing Part 2), to wise cracking tough-guy (Mafia Part 1 and Part 2) and now a scared man, fighting for his life and reproductive future.  Brent does a great job playing a bad-ass. He turns on the heat and keeps it on high during the entire length of the clip.

Best moment:
There's quite a bit of dialogue in this clip, with lots of description of how Brent is going to obliterate Vinny's worthless plums.  The best dialogue begins at 5:00, when Brent brings up the fact that it's almost Christmas time, and asks Vinny what his favorite play is (while holding a pair of pliers).  Vinny doesn't want to answer, so Brent comes right out and says it, "The Nut Cracker," which is exactly what he'd going to do with Vinny's nuts if he doesn't cough up the money. 

Things to watch out for:
1.) Brent does a great job using the pliers as a prop throughout the clip.  If only he'd actually used it to smack Vinny in the balls, it would have been perfect!

2.) Nito seems to be one of those guys that genuinely enjoys getting his nuts busted.  Check out minute mark 12:30, where you get a glimpse of him smiling before descending back into character.

Bottom line:
Owing money to the mob can be a sticky situation - especially when your jewels are the collateral. 

Rating:
4/5 nuts








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