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Monday, March 5, 2012

Clip Review: Breaking The Plumber's Balls

Starring: Brent and Nito
Length: 8 mins
Price: $7.99

 

Plot:
Brent has a problem with his plumbing, and plumber Nito is here to fix it. How bad is it? Nito tells him right away: "Breaking your balls bad." Oh, we got a hunch that this is gonna be good... Brent is wearing a bathrobe (stripping down to his underwear later, looking pretty hot in some skimpy briefs) while Nito is sporting an overall and a funny straw hat that gives us the feeling that he might have a part-time job as a Hick Supermodel... Anyway, Brent is determined to get the plumbing job for free, and he knows just how to convince Nito to do it.


He starts stomping and grinding Nito's balls, twisting his naked foot as he presses it into Nito's nuts, throwing hard kicks at his groin, punching them and kneeing them, even threatening to pop them if Nito doesn't cooperate. We are not sure if this is really gonna get Brent's plumbing fixed, but obviously Brent is convinced that his method is working. The result, though, is not entirely what Brent had in mind: His plumbing is still broken, and now the plumber is, too...

Acting:

Brent is hot and convincing as the ball-breaking customer, with Nito taking the hits like a pro. His costume may be a bit strange but it's sure hot to watch him get his balls kicked in his overall (wearing just a pair of briefs underneath). They seem to really enjoy milking the absurd premise of the clip for all it is worth. Nice job, guys!

Best moment:
After some hot grinding action, Brent kicks Nito's nuts hard while he is sitting on the ground, his legs wide open. you can see his balls bulging in his overalls when Brent's naked foot connects with Nito's nutsack, and the sound is just perfect. (starts at 2:08)

Things to watch out for:
1.) Testicle metaphors. Usually, when you think of plumbing, ballbusting is not the first thing that comes to mind. (Or is it? We are not sure...) But Brent and Nito have a lot of fun tossing around nutty metaphors ("It's gonna hurt ya!" - "It's a ball breaker..." - "You are the one breaking my fucking balls, that's why I'll have to break yours!") - and we really enjoy it.

2.) Some things never change... In the end, when Nito is lying on the kitchen floor, passed out, Brent sighs: "Why does this always happen to every plumber? Every plumber... They're just to soft. They always pass out..." Oh, yeah, we know, Brent! Really, tradesmen just aren't what they used to be anymore, right?

Bottom line:
Plumbers all around the world beware - Brent really is a ballbreaker!

Rating:
3.5/5 nuts








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1 comment:

  1. Brent is so hot and I love to see him stomp a guys nuts. Would love to see him wear the shoes from 'Hazing' with some nice black socks and see him stomp, twist on and grind someone's nuts relentlessly!

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