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Monday, May 7, 2012

Clip Review: Mr. Fantastics Stretchy Balls Part 2


Starring: Troy and Theo
Length: 9 mins
Price: $8.99




Plot:
Did you ever wonder what it's like to be a superhero? Well, if you ask Mr. Fantastic (played by Theo), it's spending long periods of time tied to a bed, getting your balls stretched by someone who calls himself "Doctor", and getting a good mouthful of sweaty, stinking feet. Maybe you want to reconsider your childhood dream, huh?
Doctor Troy is back in this clip, and he is up to no good. After busting Mr. Fantastic's balls in part 1, he has spent a bit of time working out, so that his feet are all nice and sweaty. And he doesn't hesitate to stuff them into Mr. Fantastic's mouth. Ugh. The doctor proceeds stretching Mr. Fantastic's balls, kneeing them, gas pedaling them, punching and stomping them, and busting them good and proper. In between all the ball breaking action, he makes sure to run his feet all over Mr. Fantastic's face, to stuff them into his mouth, and to humiliate our poor superhero with lots and lots of dirty talk...


Saturday, May 5, 2012

Clip Review: Skull and Bones Hazing


Starring: Troy and Theo
Length: 6 mins
Price: $6.99





Plot:
In the midst of pledging the Skull and Bones Fraternity, Theo finds himself stripped naked and bound to a dungeon wall in the basement of the frathouse where no one can hear his screams or cries for help.  Troy is the frat's dungeon master and resident "nad extricator" for the evening and after informing Theo that the price of admission to the fraternity is one (or both!) of his nuts, Troy goes to town on Theo's fat danglers, kicking and kneeing Theo's twin orbs for all their worth!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Clip Review: Mr. Fantastic's Stretchy Balls Part 1


Starring: Troy and Theo
Length: 7 mins
Price: $6.99






Plot:
Ah - the perils of superheroes! Theo stars as Reed Richards, also known as Mr. Fantastic, who has to see the doctor (played by Troy) because of testicular problems and an "upset penis". The first thing the doctor does is give Mr. Fantastic a drug that eliminates his superpowers (Mr. Fantastic is able to stretch his limbs to fantastic lengths) before tying him to the bed - and you know right away that this is not your ordinary physician... Our superhero asks the obvious question: "Why are you in your underwear?" And let's just say the doctor's answer is not entirely convincing - maybe we are dealing with an imposter here? Before our poor superhero knows it, the doctor climbs up onto the bed and spreads his legs, driving a couple of knees into Mr. Fantastic's balls. He knees his nuts and squeezes them, trying to determine where the problem parts are. He starts panting heavily, trying to find the right angle to hurt those stretchy balls good and proper. After a couple of knees hit home, the doctor announces that he'll be right back to give Mr. Fantastic a check-up - and we fear that there will be more pain in store for our superhero...